Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Woo hoo

I finally got a decent job! Sweeeeet. I'm working at one of the credit bureaus. I know everyone hates them, but it's a good place to work. So I'm a lot happier now than I was. Yee ha.

Monday, August 29, 2005

No, dammit, I don't

Ok, I am getting really damn sick of people on the street asking me for smokes. I hate to say it, because I know what it's like to be broke, but good lord. Do I look like a cigarette machine? Do people think that I buy smokes just to fucking give them away? I swear, I have been asked for smokes about 30 times in the last 2 weeks. Oh well I guess...

Fuck! Some client of my company came out and asked me for one while I was outside smoking. And on the damn phone. Christ... This guy is looking for a job with my company and he comes out and tries to get a smoke from me, like some damn bum? Fuckin moron....

Friday, August 26, 2005

Thoughts from the bus

Do bums feel bad if they sleep in?...

How do so many truly ugly people have kids?...

Who has it better, Bill Gates or Brad Pitt?...

If you are a woman, don't wear low rise jeans two sizes too small if you have the love handles hanging over the top. Seriously...

Is it just me or does it seem like Google knows way too much to have a goofy ass name like "Google"?...

If John Madden and Emeril had a baby, would his head just explode all the time when he said "Bam!"?...

Is being good looking relative or absolute? Do people look better compared to other people or is it truly "hot or not"?...

Why do I have so many questions on here about the way people look?...

Am I the only one who wonders what happened to old friends and people i knew? Why do I think about this so much?...

Did the guy who thought up Crystal Pepsi get fired or what? It was popular for a while, so he must have got some props, right? Then it flopped, so did the props get retracted?...

Why the hell would anyone name their kid after a car, like "Mercedes" or "Porche"? They probably wouldn't name a kid "Pathfinder" or "Ram", but who knows...

"Max Power, eh? Great name." "Thanks, I got it off a hair dryer." - S

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Me? Dead? No way....

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How will you die? Take the Exotic Cause of Death Test


Interesting. That would be memorable I guess...

Ummmm, ok

I thought I posted something on here today, guess not. Maybe I just need to get back on the short bus....

Friday, August 05, 2005

Can't fight this feeling

I seem to have fallen into one of my periodic blue moods lately, and it really sucks. This happens to me every so often, and I don't really know why. I get this really strong feeling of restlessness, like I just want to drop everything and head out into the wild blue yonder. These are also the times when I feel like I want to smoke the most cigarettes, drink the most beers, and generally behave in a self destructive way. I don't know... More later.....

Ok, this is way later, but I just can't shake this. I feel like one of those animals at the zoo, the ones who just pace at the edge of the cage all day. I feel like there is something out there that I need to do, or that is waiting for me. I hate feeling like this, because I have responsibilities here and everything, but I guess there is no reason to lie to myself and think that I don't feel this way. I wish I knew what to do, this is really getting under my skin. All I ever end up doing is drinking too much, being grouchy and antisocial, and kind of withdrawing from everything. Fuckin great feeling to have...