No, dammit, I don't

Ok, I am getting really damn sick of people on the street asking me for smokes. I hate to say it, because I know what it's like to be broke, but good lord. Do I look like a cigarette machine? Do people think that I buy smokes just to fucking give them away? I swear, I have been asked for smokes about 30 times in the last 2 weeks. Oh well I guess...

Fuck! Some client of my company came out and asked me for one while I was outside smoking. And on the damn phone. Christ... This guy is looking for a job with my company and he comes out and tries to get a smoke from me, like some damn bum? Fuckin moron....