Thoughts from the bus

Do bums feel bad if they sleep in?...

How do so many truly ugly people have kids?...

Who has it better, Bill Gates or Brad Pitt?...

If you are a woman, don't wear low rise jeans two sizes too small if you have the love handles hanging over the top. Seriously...

Is it just me or does it seem like Google knows way too much to have a goofy ass name like "Google"?...

If John Madden and Emeril had a baby, would his head just explode all the time when he said "Bam!"?...

Is being good looking relative or absolute? Do people look better compared to other people or is it truly "hot or not"?...

Why do I have so many questions on here about the way people look?...

Am I the only one who wonders what happened to old friends and people i knew? Why do I think about this so much?...

Did the guy who thought up Crystal Pepsi get fired or what? It was popular for a while, so he must have got some props, right? Then it flopped, so did the props get retracted?...

Why the hell would anyone name their kid after a car, like "Mercedes" or "Porche"? They probably wouldn't name a kid "Pathfinder" or "Ram", but who knows...

"Max Power, eh? Great name." "Thanks, I got it off a hair dryer." - S