Motivation For Today

Ok, this one might need just a little explanation. There is this game online where you are given a random photo and you have to make a motivational-type poster with it. Other players then vote (in real time) on the submissions within a certain time frame, like a minute and a half. There are mine that won when I got into it a while back. I think they are funny, and if you don't, too damn bad. Also, if you don't chew Big Red, f*#k you.

WM4M
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WALLS

If they weren't glass, we'd totally high five.

SPARE TIME
Makes the dumbest things seem creative.

THIS
Is what nightmares are made of.

SUSHI
An elaborate Japanese prank.

STICK FIGURE ART
Still more emotion than Keanu Reeves.

SMILE
You just got kicked in the nuts.

REJECTION
It's bad when the bottom donkey laughs.

EXTREME MAKEOVER
Prison Edition.

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
Strikes again!

FINDING NEMO
Vivid Video style.

NARCOLEPSY
It's a bitch.

LOVE
It's not always beautiful.

JAPANESE PORN
I just don't get it.

IRAQ
It's more fun than you think!

INFORMATION
Too much is never enough.

IMAGINATION
I'm the teenage girl you're cybering with.

HOT CHICKS
Where speeding tickets go to die.

MARDI GRAS
Just not as much fun in a Hobbit's basement.

OUR FUTURE
Sadly, this is it.

EATING PUSSY
The fine dining version.

CONCENTRATION
Quick, what color are her sweats?

COLLEGE
Blowjobs you don't remember don't count.