Sunday, June 29, 2008

The Triumphant (?) Return of Thoughts From the Bus!

It's back! Feel free to sit down if you need to.

Just saw this phrase posted by someone online (I forget where): "Only time will tell if we stand the test of time." Ummm, yeah. Not even sure what to say here...

You know, I think those state quarters are pretty cool, but I have to say, my state's (Colorado's) really sucks. It's got the mountains on it, but they don't even look like the Rockies. They look like the Alps or something. Way to go, guys.

A word of advice: Never eat a bunch of Chester's Flamin Hot Fries then take a shot of peppermint schnapps. Trust me on this.

I love summertime. The ladies wear as few clothes as they can get away with. I actually saw two chicks in King Soopers yesterday with just shorts and bikini tops on. Good times.

If my spam email box is any indication, there is a HUGE market out there for "designer replica watches". I had no idea...

I'd like to know who said it was ok for Billy Ray Cyrus to be famous again. And punch them in the face.

You know, I do like watching them, but it seems to me they would be running out of superheroes famous enough to make movies about. When I see a trailer for 'She-Hulk', I'm done with it.

Ok, fine. I'll be the only one who has enough guts to say it. Ladies, those big bug-eye sunglasses make you look stupid. Seriously, you look like you are some kind of alien or something.

And to be fair, guys, the aviators aren't much better. Top Gun was like 20 years ago, ok? Most of you guys that wear those weren't even alive when they were popular...

One of my goals in life is to write a "strip club song". You know, one of those songs that once it comes out it is destined to be played in strip bars for the rest of time.

Somehow, me having the job title "Director of Marketing" seems a little unreal. Don't get me wrong, I love it, but me being the director of anything seems strange to me...

More to come....

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