Ummm, Wait...

Is the last post's video too wide, or is my Mac's Firefox just being retarded? It's been known to happen, so let me know. Wurd.

Dammit, I'M Not On A Boat...

This Might Suck, Might Not...

Want to know the best and worst word in the English language? "Might". Hope and pessimism, right there in that one little bastard of a word. Examples follow.

"Things might get better with someone who hates me right now."
"I might meet the girl/guy of my dreams."
"Things might go wrong with the girl/guy of my dreams."
"I might get hit by a bus."
"My kid might get sick."
"I might lose my job."
"I might get a raise."
"I might have fun tonight."
"I might be miserable tonight."
"I might win the Powerball."


And the winner?

"I might be happy."

Short Attention Span Theatre presents:

Funny shit.

www.textsfromlastnight.com

Whatever...

Tired or broken? Which is the lesser of the two evils? Discuss.

What the...?

Wow. Happiness is a new thing for me I guess....