Saturday, May 16, 2009

Motivation For Today

Ok, this one might need just a little explanation. There is this game online where you are given a random photo and you have to make a motivational-type poster with it. Other players then vote (in real time) on the submissions within a certain time frame, like a minute and a half. There are mine that won when I got into it a while back. I think they are funny, and if you don't, too damn bad. Also, if you don't chew Big Red, f*#k you.

WM4M
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WALLS
If they weren't glass, we'd totally high five.


SPARE TIME
Makes the dumbest things seem creative.


THIS
Is what nightmares are made of.


SUSHI
An elaborate Japanese prank.


STICK FIGURE ART
Still more emotion than Keanu Reeves.


SMILE
You just got kicked in the nuts.


REJECTION
It's bad when the bottom donkey laughs.


EXTREME MAKEOVER
Prison Edition.


CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
Strikes again!


FINDING NEMO
Vivid Video style.


NARCOLEPSY
It's a bitch.


LOVE
It's not always beautiful.


JAPANESE PORN
I just don't get it.


IRAQ
It's more fun than you think!


INFORMATION
Too much is never enough.


IMAGINATION
I'm the teenage girl you're cybering with.


HOT CHICKS
Where speeding tickets go to die.


MARDI GRAS
Just not as much fun in a Hobbit's basement.


OUR FUTURE
Sadly, this is it.


EATING PUSSY
The fine dining version.


CONCENTRATION
Quick, what color are her sweats?


COLLEGE
Blowjobs you don't remember don't count.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Ok, this is a huge one. (Austin Powers voice) "And I thank you."

What says "Boy Scouts" better than drunken gunplay?



Hopefully this won't be the wine they serve...



Noooooo!



Another from the "Racism is fun" department.



Well, at least they are honest. Maybe not so good for business though...



But don't count on it. Update coming.



Snack? The hell with that, I want a whole meal.



Let me guess. Dad was in the Marines.



And the blueberry stains never came out of anyone's clothes. Why, God, Why?!



"Located one block south of 'Cooking With Lard Drive'"



Oh yeah? Prove it! Oh wait...



Wow. This must involve something fairly painful.



The name of this column is "Really?"



This happens to women in tanning salons all the time...



From the "Bad news/good news/wtf" department.



Maybe he was just so embarrassed that someone got a hold of his credit card number. lol



Ahhh, cool weather riding. The wind in your hair, the sun on your face, your clothes insulting you....



Truth in reporting! Finally!



Yeah, obvious mistake here. Anyone could make that one...



"Big money, no food! Wait, what?"



Ummm, I'll pass, thanks...



And finally, the tradition continues. Reminds me of Grandma's.



Ok, this may be one of my weaker ones, but hey, it may be crap, but al least there is a lot of it, right?

Quick update

Ok, here we go. I am just going to post a huge one, hopefully the quality will live up to the quantity.

Where The...?

I know I have been slacking on this, I'm going to try to get a new one up soon. I have fallen into a sort of apathy lately. Ugh. But don't give up, What The...?ers! I'm on it!

Thursday, May 07, 2009

The Picture Post Returns

The return of the pic post! Yeeeeah, bitches! I'm a little off my game, haven't done this in a while, so there will probably be another one soon. Bon apetit.

Let's get this started off right! Whet my appetite, and all that.



Ok, time for the entree. Bring it!



"Well, let's not get anything too 'ethnic', honey."



Umm, wait a sec, I didn't mean to order this...



Damn. There goes the appetite...



And now, it will not be returning. But hey, moisturizing is important too.



"Ok, who let Grandpa write a column for the paper again?"



And while Grandpa is writing, Grandma is "dreaming of gardening". Time to show Grandma a little more attention, Gramps.



A finer home in one easy step!



Yeah, I've heard this guy has some pull...



And finally, I literally have nothing to add to this. This speaks for itself.